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Protected: Looking in the Mirror

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Protected: I Miss My Boyfriend

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Resurrection

So I’ve been thinking about blogging again for a few months now. ┬áIt would seem that I still feel as though I have things to say, even though I’m pretty sure I’ll be saying them to relatively few people at … Continue reading

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Happy New Year!

Now let’s all go out there and be awesome. Continue reading

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“The Talk”

I distinctly remember getting “The Talk” from my mother. It was likely the most uncomfortable conversation I’ve ever had. I was about 10 years old. She was baking bread, as she did regularly. The conversation began with me asking to … Continue reading

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Pardon Me, But Does This Happiness Make my Butt Look Bigger?

You know how there’s this urban legend horrible truth strange phenomenon that tends to occur when men and women live together? Namely, that the woman “lets herself go” and gains a hundred and fifty a few pounds. Now, I’m not … Continue reading

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When Trust Is Betrayed

Ever have your trust completely shattered? No? Well think again, my friend. You may be shocked to discover that you, too, will no longer feel safe roaming the produce aisle ever again. Continue reading

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