My love for oatmeal goes deep. So deep, in fact, that I once told the cashier where I was buying oatmeal that it was lucky for CBG that oatmeal didn’t propose to me first. Otherwise, I would be ‘Mrs. Oatmeal’ right now.
And so, my friends, take a moment today to celebrate oatmeal — truly the greatest breakfast food on the planet.
After bacon, of course. Just don’t tell oatmeal I said that, mmmkay?