Dear Lenny

Dear Lenny:

This little note comes as a thank you for all those nights that thoughts and images of you have kept me warm and happy. We girls have needs that the men in our lives aren’t always able to fulfill, particularly when they don’t live in the same city and are sometimes struck down with strep throat when visits do occur.

So I must say to you – thank you. Thank you for your rock hard abs, your beautiful tattoos, your sexy smile, your tight ass, your piercing eyes.

Thank you for the sensuality that you simply ooze.

Because, while you are certainly no CBG, you will definitely do in a pinch…particularly when a gal is cold and lonely, and her man is a whole 267 kilometers away.

Sincerely,

A desperate and lonely Momma_Sunshine